Forget the fruitcake and itchy sweaters! This year, we’re bringing the laughs (and maybe a little CBD) with a gift guide that’s as fun as it is helpful. We’ve got something for everyone on your list, from your bearded uncle to your stressed-out bestie (and even Fido!). YellowWebMonkey’s holiday shopping list is veteran-approved and features many veteran-owned businesses and other gems.
For the Foodie Fanatic:
But First, Coffee: Bonefrog Coffee Company has gift boxes overflowing with coffee, mugs, hats, shirts, and enough caffeine to fuel Santa’s sleigh. Send your long-distance pals a digital gift card.
Support Our Vets: This travel mug from Vet Coffee is a great way to show your support for veteran-owned businesses (and keep your coffee hot).
“Grill Your Ass Off” (Literally): This jerky box from Grill Your Ass Off is the perfect gift for the BBQ king (or queen) in your life. For all the asses in your life: spice up their holidays with a Box of Ass Signature Seasonings.
Hydration Heroes: This bundle of electrolyte drink mixes from Dash Hydration will keep everyone hydrated in a hurry, from athletes to party animals.
Spooning Encouraged: It’s soup season! Send your beloved a heart-warming (and belly-warming!) gift of delicious soup from Blue Moon Goodness! If they’re the crunchy type: Blue Moon has granola too!
Oil Be Seeing You: Olive oil and balsamic vinegar gift boxes from Buckeye Gourmet for the ones that love to cook. Check out their Flavored Sea Salt collection for a taste explosion. An easy and welcomed gift for those you don’t know well either. (No awkward re-gifting here!)
Shake It Like a Polaroid Picture: Drink Mixers or a Bar Set Bundle from 1920 Brand make it easy to quickly craft up a tasty cocktail for the holiday party. (Just add booze and shake that thang!)
Wine Not?: Bonefrog Cellars’ Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon are the perfect pairing for your holiday feast (or just a cozy night by the fire). Their rich and flavorful reds will warm you up from the inside out. Cheers to that!
For the Tactical Teammate:
Shine Bright Like a Diamond: NightStick‘s flashlights and headlamps are so bright, you could signal Batman with them.
Lock It Up: Keep those prized possessions safe with the Mobile Lock from DeWalt. It’s like a personal bodyguard for your stuff.
America the Beautiful: Authentically American has patriotic apparel that will make Uncle Sam proud. Don’t forget to get dad some socks!
For the Pride of Inclusion: For military pride, diversity, and inclusion, check out Triple Nickle’s apparel and gear. Look snappy with one of these hats.
For the Hobbyist:
Spin Me Right Round: This record frame from Frame My Collection lets you show off your favorite albums in style. Give the gift of music and memories with a gift certificate so your musician friends can choose their favorite album to cherish for years to come.
Puzzle Power: This National Parks puzzle from Masterpieces Inc. is a fun way to explore the US without leaving your couch.
Inkredible Skin: Help your most colorful friends keep their artwork looking vibrant all year long with CBD Tattoo Balm from Shell Shock CBD. They have a full line of CBD gummies and oils.
For the Guys Who Like Things Manly:
Cheers to That: This bottle opener coaster from Wicked Seven is a must-have for any man cave. Can’t go wrong with a two-in-one product like this.
Adventure Awaits: Froggy Bottom Outdoors has great gear for your outdoor adventurer. An excellent pair of waterproof Yoder boots will be loved for years to come.
Tame the Beast: CBD Beard Oil from Shell Shock CBD will make that beard so soft, you’ll want to snuggle up to it all winter long. The beardy bros in your life need this.
Locked and Loaded: CYA Supply has IWB holsters and EDC belts that are perfect for the man who likes to keep his piece (and pants) secure.
For the Ladies Who Love to Sparkle & Unwind:
Bracelet Bling: These bracelets from Charlie Madison Originals are a sweet way to show your support for the strong military spouses in your life. This military-themed bracelet is a special way to honor grandma’s love for her grandkids (and country)
Namaste In a Box: This Gift Box from The Chill Pill® contains the original Chill Pill, a candle, sleep mask, and two bath bombs. Perfect for anyone who needs to chill and rest.
Smell the Roses: Choose a relaxing scented candle from The French Market Candle Co. so she can unwind with some self-care.
For the Kiddos Who Keep Us Young:
Learning Adventures: Masterpieces Inc. has educational puzzles that will make learning fun. Check out their games and craft kits and maybe even sneak in some quiet time!
Cornhole Champs: Get the kids outside and active with a fun and challenging cornhole game from Wood Thingamajigs. It’s perfect for backyard fun, family gatherings, and even teaching a little friendly competition. (Just try to keep the trash talk to a minimum!) They also have ornaments to cover both your naughty and nice list.
For the Furry Family Members:
Pawsitive Vibes: These Pet CBD chews from Shell Shock CBD can help your dog feel better and maybe even teach them how to do a downward dog.
Pampered Pets: A full line of leashes, collars, trackers and premium dog food and cat food from Froggy Bottom Outdoors.
Happy Holidays, Ya Filthy Animals!
-The Team at YellowWebMonkey
